“Promise me you’ll be as well behaved as you’ve ever been.” When am I badly behaved? “Okay. Why?” “Your grandma has a doctor’s appointment, and no one can take her. Someone has to stay home to answer the business phone.” “What about Dad? It’s his business. Shouldn’t he answer the phone?” “Let’s not dwell on ‘shoulds’ today, okay? You’ve got to stay home and be very careful. I can’t worry about you and get everything else done. If anything happens, run for help – but nothing b